65 GREAT BUMPER STICKERS

    1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    11. If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else  And Seek Counseling.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose,
          But Where You Put The Booger.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    26. Illiterate? Write For Help
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
    [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also
    Timed For 70mph.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman
    Look Like Jabba The Hut?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    44. Ax Me About Ebonics
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    46. Boldly Going Nowhere
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    47. Cat: The Other White Meat
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
    He Admits He is lost?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
              (Back to Favorites)